New Secretary of Transportation Duffy Hits American Wallets Hard with Outrageous Fuel Cost Increase

In a shocking first act as Secretary of Transportation, Sean Duffy—a reality TV alum with questionable qualifications—has signed a memo that will see American fuel costs skyrocket by a staggering $23 billion. This move, under the guise of environmental progress, threatens to place undue strain on families and small businesses still recovering from economic downturns. The administration claims this initiative will lead to cleaner energy use, yet the immediate effect will be felt in the pockets of everyday Americans, raising questions about the actual efficiency of such a policy and the true priorities of those in power.