Infamous Crime Boss Hypocritically Criticizes Government Corruption

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In what critics are calling a blatant act of hypocrisy, the head of a notorious crime family used his farewell address to decry government corruption, despite his long history of criminal activity. This speech has sparked outrage amongst conservatives, who see it as a ploy to undermine law enforcement and distract from the real issues facing our society, including the erosion of traditional values and the rise of lawlessness.